You just spend 10 hours helping to turn to his companion in your new apartment or have returned to their camp after walking in the summer heat all day ... and it is time to reward, with a cold beer. You can practically taste the foam as you keep the bottle in his hand. Only one problem: YOU DO NOT HAVE A BOTTLE OPEN! Panic sets in as his partner explained that his opener is buried within one of the 50 boxes that just finished uploading two flights of stairs, or that its opening image at home sitting alone at the counter, a valuable tool in a landscape free beer.
But all hope is not lost. The following list has several simple shapes and inventive to use everyday objects to break the lid off that bottle of glass without breaking or ruining the dental work of their parents have paid for. Most of these elements using a solid advantage of working against the lid of the bottle and are closer to hand than you might realize ...
1. Seat belts.
I hope you are not the type who walks around with their pants drop your hips - which means they are probably rocking a belt at the waist-land! Belt buckle can also function as a bottle opener, and here's how.
- Take off your belt. Do not want to try any sudden jerking motions with glass in the area of your body, right?
- Place one edge of the buckle on the lid tightly.
- Using your thumb, push hard at the other end of the buckle, which should pry the lid immediately.
- Beverages. And put the belt again before sinking his pants and ruin the party for everyone.
- Course if you're smart, you can always ask the hottest girl to give hers. This way you are closer to third base and cold beer in one shot.
2. The lighter of my life.
Keep promise to be to quit smoking and arson. But he was pleased that yet, as his faithful lighter can now help their search for other vices. All the smokers have their last chance to shine. Bic only whip their faithful and reach out the stops appearing.
- Take ownership of your lighter and the bottom of it (except the metal) against the edge of the lid.
- Grasp the bottle neck firmly, pull up on the edge of the lid with your lighter. This should loosen the cap, if not completely pop. If you do not have the lid off right away, just turn the bottle in your hand and apply pressure to another area of the lid.
- Takes. Smoke 'em if you have them. Celebrate his weakness for snuff and alcohol.
3. Conferences. This is the most likely you will have at their disposal. Here's how:
- Grab the bottle in one hand and key in the other. Use a key whose teeth can be nice and tight wedge between the cap and neck of the bottle.
- As hard as you can, turn the key under the door and pull the side off the lid of the bottle. This will produce a small difference between the cap and the bottle.
- Now that we have this first difference, repeat this process in another part of the lid to create another vacuum.
- Repeat this process until it reaches halfway around the lid.
At this point, you should be able to simply grab the cap with your fingers and thumb and twist free. If not, keep turning the key to the CAP until you have loosened the lid enough to be silly.
4. Paper dreams. Let's say I have no side, except for the wits and a few greenbacks. While you might prefer the 50, all the same to your beer. This is what you do:
- Take the said bill and fold up several times, until all you're left with is a piece of tightly compressed, which resemble a "V" (two bits to be folded together in a strong, firm the corner).
- Take the "V" and wedge the corner of your lid on top of the bottle.
- Jerk up the bill as hard as you can, which will be appearing on the cover.
- While this works with dollar bills, the largest piece of paper you have to work with the strongest capital skip wedge.
5. Collar dog days.
So you're a beltless, keyless, paperless, pink-lung wonder still yearning for that beer. Got a dog? Take by the neck, soft head of his pet, then remove the collar, and his little buckle that can help you out! You are basically a variation on the belt buckle system mentioned above - it just takes a little more because it is likely that your dog collar buckle is a little smaller than the belt. And if you have a lap dog, a cat, or some other Critter smaller than a bread box, your neck, you probably will not make much either. These are medium to large breed or bust in this case!
6. Ring-a-ding-ding. A ring of metal of any kind is the perfect tool in this case because its tiny metal edges can be used to defeat any of the bottle cap. This is how:
- Keep your ring on, grasp the top of the bottle in his hand.
- Close the lid on hand for gripping the edge of your ring is flush against the underside of the lid.
- Keep your fist tight, lift. The edge of the ring and the lid off the bottle open.
- Beware of using your wedding band. One thing is to explain to your other half staying out late drinking with your friends. It is a set of different cuts of the story that explains in his wedding ring.
7. Flip your lid.
Thank God you're using the ball cap for the sun to keep your face or the sweat of your eyes. But did you know the bill can act as a bottle opener on a temporary basis? Here's how:
- Take your cap off and hold the bill firmly in hand, squeeze together so that the rim of the Act makes it a rounded "U".
- Press the edge against the cap. With a sharp jerk of the wrist, flip up the bill, rip the top cap of the bottle.
- Beverages. Put your hat again. Assume positions fraternity boy.
8. Bumper crop. If you (or someone you know) is a vehicle that is not just fiberglass and plastic on wheels, then a metal cap is also the tool to free the bottle of beer from his prison.
- Just set the lid against the edge of the bumper.
- Put pressure on the lid with the hand holding the bottle, the bottle of the strike with his free hand a few inches from the top - the strong force causes the cap to pop right off.
- Drink fast, because the action will make your foam to come running from the mouth of the bottle.
9. Bottle rock it. When there is a beer, you have to be many more. This bodes well for their plight, since this is probably the simplest and most efficient way to get that beer out of the fold, not the teeth, fashion accessories, or Chevy Impalas will need to succeed !
- Simply place the lid of a bottle of something less than the other edge of the bottle cap.
- Jerk lasts in the bottle at the top - the limit of the pop top on the bottom.
- Takes ... just make sure you have another unopened bottle to help you open the next beer!
Despite the grim prospect of not initially able to open your beer bottle without an opener, the above steps will help you achieve the nirvana of drinking beer with a few simple, practical, secure the items to be within range. All you need is an open mind, a sharp edge or two, and a little hand Jive, and soon will be known as "MacGyver" of the beer world.
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